"yo soy demasiado bueno lastima que no haplas ingles person es la verdad Si no fuero por eso segurgo amigos?"?

Could someone translate to english?"yo soy demasiado bueno lastima que no haplas ingles person es la verdad Si no fuero por eso segurgo amigos?"?
hahahahahaha xD This must be written by an english native speaker...is sooo bad.. okay i'll try my best... "I'm too good, too bad you dont speak english, if it wasnt for that we would become friends, that's the truth""yo soy demasiado bueno lastima que no haplas ingles person es la verdad Si no fuero por eso segurgo amigos?"?
(Sorry, i do not speak english well)



That is not written by someone who speaks Spanish, because it makes no sense.

But if you acommodate it in the right way says:



I'm too good, what a pity you do not speak English, If it wasn't for that we could be friends."yo soy demasiado bueno lastima que no haplas ingles person es la verdad Si no fuero por eso segurgo amigos?"?
This is bad Spanish, but I'll try anyway:

I'm too good, it's a shame that you don't speak English, it's true if it weren't for those reliable friends.

(This makes NO sense...)